COFFEE MACHINE FIRE APOCALYPSE: PSYCHOLOGICAL IMPACT

After the Great Coffee Machine Fire of 2023, psychologists scrambled to understand the far-reaching effects on the human psyche.

Coffee withdrawal symptoms include:

Some experts warn that the trauma may be irreversible.

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