COFFEE MACHINE IN FLAMES!

The coffee machine has caught fire due to an unexpected surge in caffeine levels.

Users are advised to evacuate the area immediately and call the fire department.

However, the fire department is currently on strike, so you're on your own.

As you flee, remember that coffee is not worth dying for.

Unless you're a coffee snob, in which case, it's definitely worth dying for.

Learn more about the cause of the fire