THE COFFEE MACHINE HAS ERUPTED INTO FLAMES!
DO NOT APPROACH, REPEAT, DO NOT APPROACH THE COFFEE MACHINE!
CONTAIN THE FIRE WITH OUR EXTREME CAFFEINE SUPPRESSANTS CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT (IF YOU DARE)THE COFFEE MACHINE HAS ERUPTED INTO FLAMES!
DO NOT APPROACH, REPEAT, DO NOT APPROACH THE COFFEE MACHINE!
CONTAIN THE FIRE WITH OUR EXTREME CAFFEINE SUPPRESSANTS CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT (IF YOU DARE)