Coffee Machine Fire Evacuation Plan

Grab Your Stuff, Folks!

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the coffee machine has caught fire!

Don't worry, we've got you covered. Here's your emergency kit:

• Fire Extinguisher
• Coffee Stain Remover
• Thermal Imaging Camera (for that one weird cousin)

Remember, safety first! Don't try to tackle the flames with your toast.

Stay calm, stay caffeinated. This too shall pass...or at least after a few cups of emergency coffee