Coffee Machine Fire: Evacuation Plan - First Aid Kit
Emergency Protocols
In the event of a coffee machine fire, please follow these steps:
- Alert the authorities: Call 1-800-COFFEE-FIRE
- Put on your fireproof vest: Located in the break room
- Grab your coffee mug: Not just any coffee mug, but your trusty "World's Okayest Mom" mug
- Proceed to the nearest exit: Stairwell, not the elevator
- Assemble in the designated emergency muster point: The break room
- Perform triage: Assess injuries, provide first aid, and administer oxygen
- Call in a HazMat team: They're trained for this sort of thing
Remember, your safety is our top priority. Don't forget your coffee machine fire drill schedule.
Emergency Contact Info
Escape Plan
Emergency Kit
Stay safe, stay caffeinated!