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FAQs for the Coffee Machine Fire Victims

Q: Why did the coffee machine fire start?

Because the coffee machine's ego was bigger than its capacity.

Q: How do I know it's not just a normal fire?

Because there are flames, and those are never normal.

Q: What do I do if my cat is stuck inside the coffee machine?

Don't do that. The cat will not be impressed.

Q: Can I still use the coffee machine after the fire?

Only if you like the taste of charcoal.

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