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Coffee Machine Fire FAQ
FAQs for the Coffee Machine Fire Victims
Q: Why did the coffee machine fire start?
Because the coffee machine's ego was bigger than its capacity.
Q: How do I know it's not just a normal fire?
Because there are flames, and those are never normal.
Q: What do I do if my cat is stuck inside the coffee machine?
Don't do that. The cat will not be impressed.
Q: Can I still use the coffee machine after the fire?
Only if you like the taste of charcoal.