COFFEEMACHINEFIRE: OVERENGINEING
In a world where simplicity is the enemy of innovation, Coffeemachinefire is proud to present: the art of making a simple coffee machine complicated.
Our team of expert engineers have taken the humble coffee machine and turned it into a behemoth of complexity, complete with:
- 8 different types of coffee beans, each roasted to a specific, bespoke temperature
- 14 customizable brewing settings, including a "froth-only" mode
- Integrated, AI-powered flavor profiling system
- Optional, but highly-recommended, 3-hour startup sequence
But wait, there's more! Our machine also comes equipped with:
- Real-time, high-definition coffee cupcake monitoring
- Advanced, patented "crema-simulation" technology
- Optional, but highly-optional, aroma-infusion system