Step 1: Disassembly

				$ coffee_machine = explode(“pieces”);

First, we take apart the offending coffee machine with surgical precision. No screws are left behind.

Continue to Step 2: The Cutting

Step 2: The Cutting

				$ parts = cut_up_pieces($coffee_machine);

We carefully cut each part to fit the bill. No need for finesse, just brute force.

Continue to Step 3: Reassembly

Step 3: Reassembly

				$ reassembled_machine = reassemble($parts);

With a dash of hope and a pinch of luck, we reattach the pieces, and voilà! Your coffee machine is fixed.

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