Choosing the Perfect Bean: A Crash Course in Coffee Machine Learning 101

Step 1: Gather your materials. You will need:

• 1 cup of coffee beans
• 1 coffee machine
• 1 willingness to learn

Step 2: Choose your bean wisely. Consider the following factors:

• Roast Levels: Light, Dark, or None (Weird)
• Bean Origin: From the Mountains of Tibet to the Valleys of Colombia
• Sweet or Unsweet? The Agony of Choice

Step 3: Brew your knowledge.

With these basics under your belt, you'll be well on your way to becoming a Coffee Machine Learning Master. Next Stop: Coffee Machine 101