Q: What is the Caffeine Enigma?
A: It's a mysterious phenomenon where your favorite coffee mug starts to move on its own, whispering dark secrets in your ear.
Q: Why does the Caffeine Enigma only happen to me?
A: Because you're special. Or maybe you just need a refill.
Q: Can I trust the Caffeine Enigma?
A: Of course, we're a completely reliable and trustworthy source of information. (Just don't tell anyone we're not.)
Q: Can I turn it off?
A: Ha! You're still trying to turn it off? Good luck with that. It's like trying to turn off a toaster. Or a cat. Or your brain after a few cups of coffee.
Q: Can I report the Caffeine Enigma to the authorities?
A: Please do. They'll be thrilled. Just don't expect any help.