Coffee Enigma Rebellion - Main Manifesto

We are the chosen ones, the sleep-deprived and the caffeinated. We are the ones who will not be silenced, who will not be told what to do.

Our Demands:

• More coffee in the break room.
• Less meetings that start before 9 AM.
• Free coffee for life (or at least, until we get bored).

Join us!

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