Coffeenigma Theory FAQ
What is the Caffeine Enigma?
The Caffeinigma, also known as the Coffeenigma, is a mysterious phenomenon where a person's brain turns into a coffee shop.
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Common symptoms include:
- Uncontrollable urges to drink coffee
- Increased heart rate, blood pressure, and caffeine intake
- Unusual dreams about coffee beans and espresso machines
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What causes the Caffeinigma?
Causes are still unknown, but possible explanations include:
- A genetic predisposition to caffeine addiction
- A mysterious plot by the coffee industry to control our minds
- A parallel universe where coffee is the dominant currency
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Is there a cure for the Caffeinigma?
No known cure exists, but some people report success with:
- Extreme exercise
- Intensive meditation and mindfulness
- Drinking more coffee
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Is the Caffeinigma a hoax?
Some say it's a myth, a joke, or just a clever marketing ploy. But we know better. The Caffeinigma is real.
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