From the Desk of Dr. Balthazar
Notes on the Coffee Euphoria, a machine that can predict the apocalypse through the art of coffee roasting.
As the lead developer, I, Dr. Balthazar, have taken the liberty to document my thought process, and the process, of creating this behemoth of a machine.
We're still tweaking the algorithm, but our initial tests have shown a 99.9% accuracy in predicting the end of the world.
Features:
- High-contrast UI for maximum readability
- Bold, sans-serif font for maximum impact
- Thick black borders to represent the impending doom
Still to be improved:
- Adding a 'Buy Me' button for investors
- Integrating with more coffee shops to get real-world data
- Creating a 'Caffeine Withdrawal' support hotline
Development Timeline:
Week 1: Conceptualizing the apocalypse
Week 2-3: Building the algorithm
Week 4-6: Debugging and testing
Week 7-52: Marketing and selling the apocalypse
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