Machine is currently offline due to excessive bean-related activity. Please stand by for further instructions.
Current Status: CRITICAL
Last Maintenance Log:
- 2023-02-27: Bean overloading in sector 4 caused by spontaneous combustion of bean-based fuel.
- 2023-02-26: Minor software update caused by user error.
- 2023-02-25: Bean-related existential crisis in engineering department.
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