Recipe for the Bean of the Doomsday Machine

Ingredients:

Beans of various types (black, kidney, chickpea, etc.) - 1 cup

Dark chocolate - 1 bar

Caffeine pills - 5

Instructions:

1. Combine beans and dark chocolate in a blender.

2. Add 5 caffeine pills to the mixture.

3. Blend until a thick, gloopy paste forms.

4. Serve in a bowl and top with a sprinkle of existential dread.

Serving Suggestions:

Eat the Bean of the Doomsday Machine before a meeting with your in-laws.

Eat the Bean of the Doomsday Machine before a meeting with your boss.

Or just eat the whole thing in one sitting, we won't judge.