What is Cremagate?

Cremagate is a phenomenon where the pursuit of the perfect cup of coffee leads to an existential crisis. It's a state of mind where the line between reality and the world of coffee becomes blurred.

The Symptoms of Cremagate

• Excessive spending on coffee paraphernalia
• Tendency to judge others based on their coffee preferences
• A constant feeling of being 'not good enough' when the coffee isn't 'good enough'

Treatment and Recovery

Recovery from Cremagate requires a strict regimen of self-reflection, coffee-free days, and a willingness to accept that 'good enough' is, in fact, good enough.

Related Pages

• Crema Therapy: A Guide to Rebuilding Your Coffee-Dependent Life
• The Cremagate Rebellion: Join the Movement to Take Back Your Day
• Cremagate Support Groups: Because You Don't Have to Face This Alone