Where the Waters of Madness Flow
Located 400 meters beneath the surface of the ocean, the Abyssal Springs of Desperation are a series of underwater fountains that have been the source of countless sailor's tales and cryptic maps.
The Springs' History
Legend has it that these springs were created by the gods of the deep to drive sailors mad with despair, making them easy prey for the sea monsters that roam the depths.
Others claim that the springs were actually a failed experiment by a group of deranged oceanographers who sought to create the perfect aquifer.
The Springs' Effects
Drink from the springs, and you'll be granted the clarity of vision, but at a terrible cost. Your mind will be shattered, your sanity will be lost, and your sense of self will be consumed by the crushing weight of the abyss.
Or, you know, it might just give you a really nice tan.
Related Pages
Spring Water Tap Dancing - A bizarre practice where sailors attempt to communicate with the springs through tap dancing.
Abyssal Spring Therapy - A form of underwater psychoanalysis that's out of this world.