Deep within the heart of the Coiffeenigma, a mystical forest where tap shoes grow on trees and the sound of tapping never stops.
We have a special report from our correspondent, who managed to get lost in the Coiffeenigma for exactly 17 hours, 14 minutes, and 32 seconds.
"I never thought I'd say this," she said, "but the tap dancing here is better than I remembered from my tap dance class in 1987."
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