This is a highly advanced, top-secret research facility hidden deep within the Earth's crust. Our scientists are hard at work on the world's most complex and diabolical doomsday machine.
We're talking laser beams, robot armies, and a 500-foot tall, city-destroying laser cannon that's just waiting to be fired.
But don't worry, we're not evil. We're just... motivated.
Learn more about our motivation.
Visit the Robot Army Training Hall.
Or, if you're feeling brave, you can Press the Button.