Welcome, brave soul, to the Doomsday Machine's ticketing system.
Where the world's most existential crises are resolved through the art of queuing.
Get Your Ticket for the First Come, First Doomed Session!
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold:
Get Your Ticket for the Early Bird Squads
And don't even get us started on our:
But be warned, friend: these tickets are not for the faint of heart.