The Bean Beyond prophets have spoken: Beans are the answer to all of life's great mysteries.

We're a school of thought, a movement, a lifestyle. Welcome to the Caffeinated Epiphany, where the pursuit of the perfect cup of coffee is not just a quixotic quest, but a matter of existential import.

Our esteemed faculty includes the likes of Professor Peculiar, the great coffee philosopher, and Dr. Bean, the bean-counting virtuoso.

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Or, if you will, peruse our Bean-Related News, where we cover the latest and greatest in all things bean.