Roast of the Douglas: Level 6: "Sudden Death of a Thousand Cuts"

Today's roastee: Douglas, the guy who can't even get a decent haircut.

• Last Week: Level 5: "The Hairpiece that Wouldn't Quit"
• Next Week: Level 7: "The Bald and the Brave"

Level 6: "Sudden Death of a Thousand Cuts" - Douglas's hairdresser has finally found the perfect ratio of "just a little off" to "completely unrecognizable".