We've been expecting you. The Ancient Spice of Desisiveness has foreseen this moment, and it's a doozy. The prophets of old have foretold of a time when American Decision would come to a head, and it's here.
Read our Manifesto of Desisiveness
prophets:Or, you know, just go back home. It's not like we're going anywhere.
Exit strategy: because who needs decisiveness, really?