These are not your ordinary coffee beans. These beans are so dense, they warp the fabric of space-time around them. They're like tiny, caffeinated black holes.
Each bean is carefully hand-selected from the farthest reaches of the galaxy, roasted to perfection, and then imbued with the essence of a thousand mid-evil warlords.
Side effects may include: Time dilation, space-time continuum disruption, spontaneous combustion, and an increased risk of becoming a slave to your coffee addiction.
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