Chaos Brews

Where every bean is a surprise.

Our Coffee Beans are like Black Holes

They warp the space-time continuum of flavor, dragging you into an abyss of despair... or ecstasy, we're not really sure.

Roast of the Apocalypse Beans of Doom

Side Effects May Include:

Unpredictable flavor profiles
Sudden, uncontrollable urges to shout at your computer screen
Irreversible damage to your wallet
Unending existential dread