Model 2: The Unstoppable, Unbeatable, Unbreakable 9000

The Model 2: This behemoth of a coffee machine is not for the faint of heart. It's a behemoth of a machine that's been known to crush a man's soul with its sheer force of existence. But hey, it makes a mean cup of coffee.

Features:

• 8.5 inches wide, 12 inches deep, and 20 inches tall. That's a big machine, folks.
• Has enough space for 12-16 cups at once, because who doesn't like to hoard their coffee?
• Includes a built-in grinder that's been known to shred a man's sanity, but hey, it's worth it.
• Has a user-friendly interface that's been designed by someone who hates humanity.

Get Your Hands on This Monster

Want to know more about the Model 2? Click here to see its specs.

Or, if you're feeling brave, click here to buy an upgrade kit that'll make it even more unbearable.

Or, if you're feeling really, really brave, click here to see if you can handle the Model 2's true form.