The 5th Coffee Machine Model of the Century

Behold, the most majestic of all the coffee machines. The 5th model is here, with its 4 gleaming chrome-plated arms and an interface that's easier to navigate than a Soviet-era Moscow subway system.

Behold, the 6th Model, a behemoth of a machine! The 4th Model, where innovation meets mediocrity.

Specifications:

Capacity: 10,000 gallons of coffee per minute
Speed: 0.00001 seconds to brew a cup of coffee
Price: $10,000,000,000

Side effects of using the 5th Model may include:

Excessive happiness
Spontaneous combustion of nearby objects
Uncontrollable urge to sing show tunes