This is it, the one you've all been waiting for. Model 7, the pinnacle of coffee machine engineering. With a whopping 12 cups of coffee per minute, you'll never have to leave your desk again.
Features:
- 12 cups of coffee per minute (yes, it's that overpowered)
- Automatic crema extraction (no more tedious manual frothing)
- Integrated coffee bean grinder (because who needs a separate appliance, really?)
- Built-in pastry warmer (for those extra-fancy coffee shop vibes)
But wait, there's more!
- Comes with a free 1-year warranty (or until you break it, whichever comes first)
- Comes with a complimentary coffee-scented throw blanket (just pay shipping)
Side effects may include:
- Excessive productivity
- Uncontrollable rage when out of coffee
- Unexplained joy