Welcome to the Kenyan Coffee Connoisseurs' Club, where we brew our beans with love and a hint of sass.
Visit our subpage for more exotic blends:
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy:
But be warned: our coffee is so good, it'll make you forget your problems. Permanently.
Current selection: "Slaying the Coffee Game" - A Kenyan AA+2 with an extra shot of sass
Come for the coffee, stay for the existential dread.
Don't forget to tip your barista. We're not made of coffee money, you know.
Visit us at:
123 Kenyan Street, Nairobi, Kenya
Phone: 254-1234567 (leave a message, we'll get back to you)