A treatise on the existential implications of over-caffeination
In this, the most pressing era of human history, the question of whether a latte can truly exist as a singular, unadulterated unit of coffee has become a topic of great debate. Can we truly say that a latte is not just a mere amalgamation of coffee and milk, but an ontological singularity unto itself? We must examine the dialectic of the bean.
But what of the poor, forgotten cappuccino? Is it not merely a coterie of coffee and foam, forever trapped in a cycle of subservience to the whims of the latte? Must we not recognize the inherent dignity of the cappuccino, and the existential terror of being forever relegated to the status of also-ran?