COFFEE CULTIVATION TIPS

For those who dare to dream of a world where coffee flows like water, but only after a 4-hour roast, here are our expert tips:

• Tip 1: Don't just talk about coffee, actually talk to the beans.
• Tip 2: Milk it like you mean it, but only if it's 3.5% fat.
• Tip 3: Altitude is everything, but mostly just a myth perpetuated by hippies.
• Tip 4: Coffee is a superpower, but only if you drink it in the morning.

And for the truly committed, try our Roast of the Month Club.

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, visit our Coffee Ceremony for a truly immersive experience.