Coffee Snobbery: Where the only thing we care about is the crema

Snobbish Coffee Sniffing 101

Are you tired of drinking coffee that's just, well, coffee? Do you want to experience the nuances of a well-crafted cup that's as much about the snobbery as it is about the joe?

Join us at Coffee Snobbery, where we judge every cup, every bean, and every barista.

Our expert team of certified coffee connoisseurs will guide you through the intricacies of:

Don't have time for the plebeians at the coffee shop down the street? Come to us for the most discerning coffee experience.

Or, you know, just come for the snobbery.