Advanced Remote Control Features: Cat Control FAQ
Welcome to the Cat Control FAQ section, where we'll answer your most pressing questions about controlling those furry overlords of the internet.
What is Cat Control?
Cat Control is an advanced remote control system that lets you command your cat to do your bidding. With Cat Control, you can tell your cat to fetch you a beer, to wake you up at 3 AM for midnight snacks, or to simply sit on your lap and purr for hours.
How do I install Cat Control?
Installing Cat Control is as easy as 1, 2, 3! Simply download the Cat Control app, plug in your cat's neural implant (not included), and follow the instructions on the screen.
Yes, it's that simple! But don't say we didn't warn you about the cat's tendency to delete your important files and rewrite your emails when you're not looking.
Can I really control my cat with my mind?
We're still working on that feature.
Just kidding! That feature is currently in beta testing. We're pretty sure it'll be available in the next software update... or maybe not. Our cats are being a bit difficult to work with.