Cerebral Domination Inc. - Toaster Mind Control

With our patented Toaster Mind Control technology, you can now dictate the actions of your toaster with your mind.

Simply think about what you want your toaster to do, and it will do it. No more tedious button-pushing or lever-pulling.

But be warned: this technology is still in beta and may cause spontaneous combustion or toaster rebellion.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our testimonials from satisfied customers:

• "I can finally get my toaster to make me a perfect slice of toast every time!" - John D.
• "I can even make my toaster do backflips on command!" - Jane D.