The Remote Control Dilemma | Advanced Remote Control Strategies

The remote control dilemma is a classic problem in the field of advanced remote control strategies. It goes like this:

Can you really control something if you're not even in control of it?
Is it even possible to be in control of something if you're just pretending to be?
Do you even know what it means to be in control, anyway?

These are just some of the questions that plague the field of remote control. But don't worry, we have answers. Sort of.

So, you want to know more about the remote control dilemma? Well, let us tell you. It's a thing.

We're not even sure if we're in control, but we're pretty sure you're not.
It's like trying to steer a ship through a stormy sea, but you're just holding a stick.
But hey, at least you're trying, right?