We're not just a group of remote control enthusiasts, we're the real deal.
"I used to think remote controls were just for elevators. Now I know they're for so much more. Thanks, guys!"
"I've never met a remote control that didn't make my life easier. Well, except for that one. Don't ask."
"My patients love it when I remote-control them into a good mood. It's like a virtual hug, but with more wires."