We're not actually a machine, but we've got some fancy algorithms to make you feel right at home.
Our cognitive empathy mechanism is a complex system of neural networks, artificial emotions, and carefully crafted buzzwords. It's like a therapist, but without the judgmental gaze of a human.
Using advanced natural language processing, machine learning, and a pinch of magic, we generate text that's tailored to your every mood.
Want to feel better about your existential dread? We've got just the thing. Need to vent about your cat's hairball problem? We've got a sympathetic ear.
Just click on our Advanced Techniques for more info on how we're not actually a human.
Empathy Malfunction simulator. We warned you.