Cognitive Function: Remote Control Hacks and Glitches
Because who needs human intuition when you can have a remote control?
Hacking Your Brain
Discover the art of remotely controlling your own thoughts and actions. Learn how to:
- Force your brain to focus on a single task for more than 5 minutes
- Make your eyes water just thinking about it
- Override your natural instincts with a single button press
Glitches
But wait, there's more! Some users have reported the following glitches:
- Your brain starts playing "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on repeat
- Remote control malfunctions and your brain goes into "Random Button Press Mode"
- Uncontrollable urges to eat Cheetos appear out of nowhere
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