Now that you've learned how to hack your way into your toaster and reprogram your Roomba, it's time to take your skills to the next level: controlling the very fabric of reality itself.
Using nothing but a few well-placed wires, some spare parts from your local hardware store, and a dash of madness, you can learn to ventriloquize your surroundings.
But be warned: once you start down this path, there's no turning back. Your furniture will talk back, your pets will plot against you, and your spouse will question your sanity.
void ventriloquizeReality() { // Create an array of possible realities Reality[] reality = new Reality[] { "Reality 1", "Reality 2", "Bizarro Reality"} ; // Choose a reality at random int chosenReality = reality[Random( reality.Length )] ; // Ventriloquize the chosen reality ventriloquizeReality(chosenReality); } void ventriloquizeReality(int reality) { // Create a new reality Reality newReality = new Reality(); newReality.name = reality; newReality.description = "A world where the laws of physics are optional." newReality.sidesEffects = "Unpredictable time loops and random gravity waves." // Replace the current reality with the new one reality = newReality; }
Remember: this is just a prototype. You can and probably will break things.