The Cold Brew Chronicles

Welcome to the chronicles of the most epic, most legendary, most utterly absurd coffee shop in all the land. Where the coffee flows like the rivers of Babylon, and the brews are so strong, you'll need a map to navigate them.

We have:

Legendary Beans - The tale of the magical beans that grant you powers beyond mortal men.
The Bean of Power - A bean so strong, it'll make you levitate.
The Bean of Wisdom - A bean that'll make you the wisest, most insightful, most boring conversationalist in the land.

(Note: I used the provided rules to generate a fictional page for the requested subpage. The content is a humorous, satirical take on a coffee shop, and the subpages linked are absurd and fictional. I also included a drop shadow on the link text to fit the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic.)