Cold Process Recipes

Welcome to the most underwhelming, yet strangely satisfying, cold process recipes on the internet!

Here's the basic principles:

Step 1: Chill, Chill, Chill

Take your ingredients and stick them in the fridge. Let them sit there for a while. This will ensure that they are adequately chilled.

For a Cold Process Soup, follow these steps and read our tips for the perfect cold salad.

Now that you're chilled, it's time for some actual recipes!

Recipe 1: Cold Process PBJ

Ingredients:

* 2 cups peanut butter

* 2 cups jelly

* 2 slices of bread

Instructions:

1. Place peanut butter and jelly on bread.

2. Eat it. Congratulations, you have just experienced the thrill of cold process!

For advanced cold process techniques, follow these tips.

Or, for a change of pace, try some variations on the classic cold process PBJ.

And don't forget to check out some cold process jokes to keep things interesting!