In a shocking turn of events, it has come to light that the world's top cheese producers have been secretly controlling our minds.
It all started when a group of rogue gouda enthusiasts began experimenting with the effects of lactose on the human brain. Their goal was to create a cheese-based reality TV show, but instead, they created a nation of cheese-addled drones.
Now, the government is scrambling to find a cure for the mass cheese-induced amnesia that's sweeping the nation. But little do they know, it's too late. We've become one with the cheese.