The Toppings Were Out of Control
It started with just a few toppings: pepperoni, mushrooms, and olives. But things quickly spiralled out of control.
Next came the pineapple. Yes, pineapple. It was a mistake, but someone had to try it, right?
But that was just the beginning. Then came the clams. And not just any clams, but giant, genetically modified, mutant clams.
The kitchen was a war zone. Toppings were flying through the air. The chef was crying. The customers were screaming.
And that's when we realized, we needed to call in the experts. The Collaborative Catastrophe Team.
They're a group of highly trained, highly skilled, highly caffeinated individuals, brought together to tackle the toughest topping-related problems the world has ever seen.
Read about their heroic efforts in Subpage 4: The Great Topping Truce