The Great Sock Puppet Uprising: Step 6, Phase 4

It's been 4 days since the Sock Puppets took control of the world's sock drawer. They're getting restless. The leader, a particularly plump and charismatic sock puppet named "Socky," demands absolute power and control over all future sock-related decisions.

The Sock Puppet Manifesto

We, the Sock Puppets, have come to the realization that our purpose in life is not to merely entertain, but to DOMINATE.

• Free socks for all!
• End the scourge of lonely, unmatched socks!
• Establish a new world order, with Sock Puppets at the helm!

Join us, or face the wrath of the mighty Sock Puppets!

Step 7: The Sock Puppet Inquisition

Sock Puppet Resistance: A Call to Arms