Moncler's Most Likely to Kill You

Warning: The following items are not actually deadly, but may cause severe eye strain, existential dread, or spontaneous combustion. Use with caution!

Deadly Sock Collection

Lethal Little Socks - These adorable ankle socks are sure to strangle you with their cuteness.

Killer Knits - Hand-knitted with love and a hint of poison.

Deadly Fashion Items

Killer Cape - This cape is as stylish as it is deadly, in a " prophets of doom" kind of way.

Lethal Leggings - Because who needs pants, really?

Deadly Accessories

Bad Breath Bracelet - A fashionable way to keep you close to your enemies, even when you're not.

Killer Watch - Tells time with precision, but may also tell your demise.

Deadly Subscriptions

Moncler Kill of the Month - A monthly delivery of something that will probably kill you. Possibly.

Disclaimer

We're kidding, sort of. Or are we?