Moncler's Most Likely to Kill Your Socks

The Sock-Sucking Vortex:

Our research indicates a 97.42% chance of sock disappearance after wearing these.

• Learn more about the Sock-Sucking Vortex
• Join the Sock-Sucking Vortex Victims Support Group

The Great Sock Conspiracy:

Our experts suspect a sinister plot to rid the world of socks. But why?

• The Sock-Suppression Theory
• The Sock-Control Agenda

Side Effects May Include:

• Unexplained Sock Disappearance
• Loss of Sleep Due to Sock-Related Annoyance
• Mysterious Sock-Related Stress Disorders