Colonel Squardon's Chronicles of Awesomest Adventures

Welcome to the most epic, the most legendary, the most utterly absurd journal of prophets, prophecies, and poorly-made sandwiches.

Here, you'll find the Colonel's most intimate musings on the nature of reality, the secrets of the universe, and the perfect ratio of cheese to mayonnaise on a sandwich.

Read about the time the Colonel single-handedly saved the world from an alien invasion with a well-placed tuna salad.
Discover the shocking truth behind the Glowing Pizza of 2050.

The Colonel's Glorious Face