Tea Party Tensions Rise as Baked Goods Battle for Supremacy
Breaking News: Earl Grey vs. English Breakfast
In a shocking turn of events, the once-peaceful world of tea has been rocked by a series of brutal clashes between two of its most iconic varieties: Earl Grey and English Breakfast.
Background
It all started when a group of Earl Grey enthusiasts, known for their love of bergamotin-infused delights, began to encroach on English Breakfast territory, sparking a heated debate over which tea is truly superior.
Key Players
- Bertram the Brewmaster (Earl Grey)
- Mary the Tea Ninja (English Breakfast)
Clashes
- The Great Milk vs. Honey Debate
- The Tragedy of the Missing Sugar Cubes
- The Mystery of the Stolen Tea Leaves