Colonies in Peril

Welcome to the Colonies in Peril, where the air is thick with desperation and the rent is always too darn high! We're a thriving metropolis on the brink of collapse, but hey, at least the view is nice.

Population: 10,000 (give or take a few hundred, depending on which statistics you ask).

Colony 1: The One with the Really Nice Views

Colony 2: The One with the Slightly Less Nice Views

Colony 3: The One with the View from the Other Side of the Fjord

Colony 4: The One that's Just a Series of Tunnels

Colony 5: The One with the Really High Rent, but Free Wi-Fi

Don't forget to visit our Colonies in Peril Gift Shop for all your "I survived the Colonies" t-shirts and "I'm not a colonist, but I play one on TV" mugs!

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