Welcome, fellow space travelers, to the never-ending tale of woe that is colonizing the cosmos.
It's not all sunshine and starlight, let me tell you. Between the radiation poisoning, toxic space jellies, and constant threat of asteroid showers, it's a wonder any of us make it out alive.
And don't even get me started on the bureaucracy. "Space Station 7: Where the forms are endless and the toilets never flush." That's right, folks, it's a real treat to deal with the red tape and regulations of intergalactic governance.
But still, we press on. Because what's a little radiation poisoning when you can have the chance to colonize a new planet?!
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